one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
get a cat and name it leo. that way leo will have the awards
It got better.
(via kalmandklassy)
So, I was thinking..we’re all going to eventually meet or at least walk by each other once of daughters are competing at worlds.
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strongstrong bright like vagina
(via ofc-i-love-you)
